PERHAPS A GIFT VOUCHER FOR MUM?: MOTHER'S DAY
"Better, yet still barely known for his musical endeavors both solo and with the Coal Bin Bros., Nately Vee has wasted his life conjuring bizarre tales and songs. This book compiles decades of nonsensical ramblings devised with longtime pal, Al Adonis, to kill time whilst on boring bus rides and/or whilst loitering in small-town diners. He has recorded multiple albums and over 100 songs, though fittingly only a single one that he half assedly wrote in 5 minutes (""Happy Dog""), that involves a dog getting neutered and biting the narrator in the testicle gets any attention. As mentioned above, Al Adonis has bafflingly remained friends with Nately for multiple decades. His most prominent role was that of the lead character of Poopants in their collaborative musical project, ""Poopants the Rock Opera."" In addition to singing about soiling himself, Al enjoys playing full contact tiddlywinks and yodeling. Al is also deathly allergic to the letter J, discovered when his 3rd grade talent show performance of ""John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"" resulted in a lengthy coma and long-term brain damage. Tommy Davison it's a fantastic artist and illustrator, and the only one of us brave enough to lend his real name to this monstrosity. Then again, he has the most generic name of the three creators, and could therefore hide in plain sight from the angry mobs sure to result from this work. He is currently working on his first feature-length animated film, ""Head Games,"" which involves his own vocal talents in addition to a diverse and talented cast (and the two aforementioned dunderheads)."
Never Shag a Scorpio
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