About the AuthorTired Of Christmas is not a person - he's a mood.A recovering holiday enthusiast turned professional holiday skeptic, Tired OfChristmas is the self-proclaimed spokesperson for anyone who's ever faked joyat a cookie swap, muttered profanity while untangling lights, or quietly ragecoloreda reindeer mid-meltdown.He writes from the comfort of his couch, usually buried under a pile ofwrapping paper, expired gift cards, and passive-aggressive family texts.With no formal art training and even less holiday spirit, he created GrumpyChristmas: A Holiday Rant Coloring Book as a survival tool for the seasonallyover-it. His mission is simple: to help exhausted grownups laugh, sigh, andcolor their way through December with just enough sanity left to toast on NewYear's Eve.When he's not avoiding carolers or dodging Secret Santa obligations, Tired OfChristmas can be found planning future masterpieces like Grumpy Valentineand I'm Over Thanksgiving.He lives in a state of mild irritation, drinks too much cocoa, and believes adultcoloring books should never require glitter pens or emotional stability.
""Therapeutic rage coloring at its finest."" - Denise L., Newark, NJ I'm a mom of three under 10. December turns my home into a war zone of glitter and guilt. I hid in the laundry room and colored the page with the reindeer on strike. It was the best 20 minutes of the week. I love that the sketches aren't overly detailed - they're messy, bold, and just my speed. ""I laughed so hard, I forgot to be bitter."" - Troy H., Boulder, CO This is not your grandma's coloring book (unless your grandma drinks straight whiskey and yells at inflatable snowmen). Every page was a delightfully angry little escape from the holiday machine. I appreciate that the art is loose and low-pressure - no fine-tip markers required here. ""This book gets me."" - Monique F., Atlanta, GA I've always felt like the Grinch was the most relatable holiday character. This coloring book? It's like a hug from him. The mix of funny little essays and super chill drawings was exactly what I needed to survive yet another December potluck. And thank you for the rough sketches - they're so refreshingly simple and fun to color.