Every year, DC Green performs the world's worst rap before 10,000-plus children around Australia. The author of the Erasmus James series and Three Little Surfer Pigs, DC has also written over 2,000 articles in 40 countries, jumped on Susie Eleman's lounge on national TV, been praised on Roy and HG's This Sporting Life and (in his former life as an award-winning surf journalist) thrashed Kelly Slater in a game of pool.