Agnes, We're Not Murderers!

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ISBN: 9781968043087

Jessica Alexander

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Miscellaneous
16 June 2026

Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945); Fiction: special features; Monsters & legendary beings; Horror

Lesbian vixens from another dead world thread through moon-drenched cornfields and opulent drawing rooms in this literary horror remix of iconic gothic sagas.

Agnes is wasting away. In a bed of velvet and silk, she dreams of death-and Mary.

Mary-a wraith with bloodstained gown and mouth-drips mystery and menace. She materializes beside a lake, beneath a pear tree, outside the window. She turns servants feral and plunges the manor into anarchy. Since her arrival, nothing is right. The maids snarl. The nights grow strange. Agnes swoons.

Her brother, Arthur, calls it a sickness. A curse. He stalks the halls with scissors in his fist. He wants purity and order. He'll strike out the unintelligible. He is not the only one. Others have begun to stir-jilted lovers, disgraced doctors, moralists with sharpened knives. The disorder is spreading. It's riotous. Contagious. They'll purify the world in flame.

Written partially through footnotes and with a mystery of interwoven red text, Agnes, We're Not Murderers! is an atmospheric gothic vampire journey for fans of Kathe Koja and Mark Z. Danielewski.

By: Jessica Alexander
Imprint: Miscellaneous
Country of Publication: United States
Dimensions: Height: 215mm, Width: 139mm,
ISBN: 9781968043087
ISBN 10: 196804308X
Pages: 220
Publication Date: 16 June 2026
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Forthcoming

Jessica Alexander's books include None of This Is an Invitation (Astrophil Press, coauthored with Katie Jean Shinkle), That Woman Could Be You (BlazeVOX books, coauthored with Vi Khi Nao), and Dear Enemy (Subito Press). She lives in Chattanooga, TN.

Reviews for Agnes, We're Not Murderers!

""Clever, uncompromising, and utterly meta, Agnes, We're Not Murderers! is a reading experience unlike any other. Packed to the brim with footnotes and references to classics, this is gothic fiction at its absolute weirdest. Jessica Alexander is a major horror author to watch."" —Gwendolyn Kiste, Four-Time Bram Stoker Award-wining author of The Haunting of Velkwood and Everything Looks Better in Red “Agnes isn't like the other girls—witty, twisty, scary, gorgeously constructed, never ever boring, determined to go her own wild way. I had a blast with this book."" —Kathe Koja, author of The Cipher and the Dark Factory trilogy