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Not Today, Satan

Samantha Joyce

$35.95

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Forthcoming
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English
Miscellaneous
04 November 2025
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""This romantic fantasy proves as thrilling as it is delightful."" --Kirkus Reviews

""Hilarious, heartwarming, and wildly fun, Not Today, Satan is a voicey romp by an author to watch. With equal parts humor, romance, and adventure, this story will have readers laughing, swooning, and rapidly turning pages."" --L.E. Flynn, USA Today bestselling author of All Eyes on Her

I'm destined to rule the damned...not fall for one.

Think your life is hell?

Try being the Prince of Darkness's only daughter--a seventeen-year-old born and raised in Hell, destined to inherit the throne, and constantly enduring the (literal) eternal moans and screams of souls who had it coming.

The only thing worse than ruling the Underworld is working here. Day after day, it's me, a bunch of demons who are too intimidated by my dad to befriend me, and an endless lineup of sinners. Until Nathan Reynolds shows up, with a smile that could turn brimstone to butterflies, claiming he's innocent.

I don't question the system; it's never wrong. But Nate's pleading eyes have me doubting everything I've ever known.

So, I'm going to do the one thing I'm not supposed to do: I'm going to help him break out. Even if it means showing Nate exactly who I am. Metaphorical horns and all.

Because if we don't make it out of here?

We're not just damned. We're doomed.
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Imprint:   Miscellaneous
Dimensions:   Height: 210mm,  Width: 137mm,  Spine: 25mm
Weight:   454g
ISBN:   9781649378767
ISBN 10:   1649378769
Pages:   400
Publication Date:  
Recommended Age:   From 14 years
Audience:   Young adult ,  Preschool (0-5)
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Forthcoming

Samantha Joyce wanted to be an author since she picked up her first book and realized authors get to create new worlds with just a pen and paper (or laptop, if you will). She loves to write about romance because, as someone who married her high school sweetheart, she absolutely believes in true love. She also loves making people laugh and feels that love and laughter go hand in hand. If she can make someone both swoon and giggle with her words, she considers that a success. samanthajoyce.com

Reviews for Not Today, Satan

""This romantic fantasy proves as thrilling as it is delightful."" --Kirkus Reviews ""Hilarious, heartwarming, and wildly fun, Not Today, Satan is a voicey romp by an author to watch. With equal parts humor, romance, and adventure, this story will have readers laughing, swooning, and rapidly turning pages."" --L.E. Flynn, USA Today bestselling author of All Eyes on Her ""I absolutely adore this unique story about Satan's daughter! The vivid description of Hell and references to Dante's Inferno were well done."" ""This book has a funny concept mixed in with real teen issues like image issues, family dynamics, first love, etc. The characters are endearing, funny, and supportive. I thought this was a really good read and can't wait to see what happens next!"" ""Not Today, Satan by Samantha Joyce [...] is a witty and fun read. Wonderful characters, a great storyline and fantastic characters."" ""I SIMPLY LOVED IT. [...] It's simply delightful to follow every moment of these two [MCs]. They have a chemistry that defies gravity. It's just impossible!!! I loved it so much!!!"" ""This book has everything I didn't know I craved. Satan, Angels, star crossed love, pure love, humor and a kick ass heroine who kicks ass. [...] The whole story takes you on an amazing ride with a cliff hanger end to leave you dying for more."" ""This was a very quick and modern take on Dante's Inferno filled with plenty of sass and snark!"" ""If you're a fan of the show Lucifer or The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, you'll probably love this."" ""This book is incredible. It has such a unique concept that I haven't seen in any other book to this day. [...] [T]his book is action packed and full of adventure and had me hooked from the first page. Honestly there's nothing that could be improved and I can 100% see this book going viral when released."" ""Be warned: if you say 'just one more chapter, ' the only time you'll mean it is when there's only one chapter left."" ""[...] [A]ction packed, funny, and heart warming novel! It had the perfect mix of comedy, charm, and plot. [...] I can't wait to see more from this author! I thoroughly enjoyed this author's writing style, humor, and heart warming message in this book."" ""It was a cute coming of age, ending on a cliffhanger and I am super excited to read book two once it comes out!"" ""I can't wait to see more from this author! I thoroughly enjoyed this author's writing style, humor, and message in this book."" ""Not Today, Satan is a witty young adult romantasy. [...] This book is a unique twist on Dante's Inferno. The message I got from the book is to love yourself. It's a great coming of age story."" ""The story is light and funny with many great quotes and one liners. A perfect portrayal of coming of age and learning about yourself and your world through experiences. I enjoyed both Devica and Nate, and how their personalities and minds complement each other well."" ""This book was so cute! I loved the different take on h e ll. I found the fmc and mmc to be very lovable. I enjoyed the fade to black romance. I will definitely read the next book. After that cliffy please don't make me wait too long!"" ""As expected with a title like ""Not Today Satan"", this book was such a FUN adventure! The story really lived up to its name and kept me laughing throughout its entirety [...] I can't wait to see what Samantha Joyce comes up with next! ❤️"" ""What a funny, action packed story! [...] Overall, a cute coming of age story that I enjoyed reading."" ""Of course Satan's family would have a bit of dysfunction, would you expect otherwise? An amusing and often funny romp through the underworld as the big guy's daughter tries to help a misclassified soul and come to terms with her lineage. Ends but not, so might be more adventures coming!"" ""This romantic comedy is great for teens and up! I really enjoyed this read."" ""I loved the concept of this story from just the first blurb I read. [...] This is such a cute story [...]. Now, I cannot wait to see what happens next!"" ""This YA rom-com of Hell was such a blast--equal parts witty banter, lovable chaos, and clever twists. [...] Overall, this was such a fun, sassy, and clever YA read. If you love books that can make you laugh, root for the characters, and maybe question if your cat is secretly a demon ]⬛ --then this one belongs on your TBR!"" ""This is a super cute book! [...] I always enjoy YA books that I know my little siblings will enjoy just as much as I do!"" ""Ok, this was so stinking good! It was action packed and extremely funny! Very easy to connect with the characters."" ""I freaking loved this book! I thought it was just a contemporary romance, but the setting and plot was amazing! Definitely great read for heathen season!"" ""Bottom line: wildly fun and emotionally satisfying [...]. If you like your romance with a side of apocalypse and a heavy sprinkling of sass, you'll adore this. I'm ready for more mischief from this author, bring on the sequel."" ""A fast-paced and fun YA read with light spice and a whole lot of humor."" ""100% read this book!!!!!"" ""WOW I'm absolutely blown away. It's witty, refreshing, and such a breath of fresh air from a lot of the same recycled tropes I've been seeing lately. [...] I loved the storyline and cant wait to see where the book goes from the cliffhanger."" ""I absolutely loved it from beginning to end. If you are a fan of YA books that have a mix of comedy and a good plot also some spice, then you will enjoy this book [...] I cannot wait to buy it.""


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