Dermot Milligan is eleven, obese and about to start at Big School. He's a big fan of The Lord of the Rings, and he hates his evil sisters, Ruby and Ella (Rubella). His all-time favourite donut is the classic ring, but he's also very keen on jam.
Like a donut, this book is somehow sweet and disgusting at the same time. Oh, and it's very funny too! -- Andy Stanton, author of MR GUM Jolly and engaging and humorous * The Bookbag * Plenty of laughs and a plot involving poo so it's bound to be a hit -- Sarah Kingsford * Sunday Express * Madcap and lavatorial -- Kitty Empire * Observer * A cheeky and funny delight . . . The author's irreverence will appeal to young and old readers -- Martin Chiltern * Daily Telegraph *