Dermot Milligan is eleven, obese and about to start at Big School. He's a big fan of The Lord of the Rings, and he hates his evil sisters, Ruby and Ella (Rubella). His all-time favourite donut is the classic ring, but he's also very keen on jam.
""Laugh-out-loud funny ... Just the thing to make the childish (of any age) laugh"" -- Nicolette Jones The Sunday Times ""Easy and plaintive and very funny, and if you're determined to give the young boy in your life a book in his stocking this year, well this might be one he'd actually thank you for"" -- Daniel Hahn Independent on Sunday ""A warm, witty and inspiring tale ... This is a fine and funny pre-teens book with some lovely zany illustrations by David Tazzyman"" -- Martin Chilton Daily Telegraph ""A deliciously funny tales of a kid with a super sweet tooth. Perfect for boys and girls, with laughs and fun galore"" -- Natasha Harding The Sun ""Dermot's diaries are very revealing as he tells all in hilarious and embarrassing detail"" -- Julia Eccleshare Love Reading 4 Kids