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A F Sterling

Your Emergency Joke Kit

A F Sterling

$16.95

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English
A.F Sterling
30 January 2026
Business & management; Assertiveness, motivation & self-esteem; Jokes & riddles
Ever considered faking a phone call just to avoid an awkward elevator ride?

Look, we've all been there-standing in a silent elevator, staring at the floor numbers like they're the most fascinating thing on Earth, just praying the doors open before the awkwardness kills you.

If you've ever considered faking a phone call just to avoid talking to a neighbor, this is for you. The Emergency Joke Kit is your ""break glass in case of silence"" manual for the most cringe worthy moments of daily life. I've packed it with over 200 jokes and witty resets to help you survive everything from the office break room to the decade where your body starts making weird ""check engine"" noises.

Inside the kit:

Office Survival:

How to handle the water cooler without talking about the weather. Tech Traumas:

Why your printer can smell your fear and your Wi-Fi is mocking you. The Mid-Life ""Ouch""

Laughing when your back goes out more than you do. Travel Chaos:

Because if you don't laugh at a 4-hour delay, you're going to cry.

Whether you need a quick icebreaker for a meeting or just need something to read while hiding in the pantry for five minutes of peace, this is your secret weapon.

Grab a copy and never let the silence win again.
By:  
Imprint:   A.F Sterling
Dimensions:   Height: 216mm,  Width: 140mm,  Spine: 3mm
Weight:   73g
ISBN:   9798233768446
Pages:   52
Publication Date:  
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

About the Author: A.F. SterlingA.F. Sterling is a performance strategist and researcher dedicated to decoding the blueprints of human excellence. With a focus on ""Performance Architecture,"" Sterling spends thousands of hours analyzing the intersection of biological optimization, psychological resilience, and the relentless discipline of global icons. Known for a ""No-Margin"" approach to personal development, Sterling's work moves beyond simple motivation, providing readers with high-density, technical frameworks for total life mastery. By stripping away the ""flash"" of success to reveal the ""Dark Work"" beneath, Sterling has become a trusted voice for those who refuse to settle for the average. When not dissecting the routines of elite athletes and world leaders, Sterling is committed to the ""Infinite Game""-the lifelong pursuit of self-mastery and the creation of legacies that outlast the individual.

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