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Will I Ever Pee Alone Again?

And other happy, heart-warming poems for mums

Emma Conway



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05 March 2020
Dialect, slang & jargon; Poetry by individual poets; Age groups: children; Travel with children & family holidays
There's a pyjama-clad woman from Brum, She's a mostly-happy (sometimes-snappy) mum, She's written some verse - it's a little perverse - and she hopes you find it side-splitting-ly fun!

In her first book, happy-go-lucky YouTuber and Instagrammer Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory through the medium of hilarious and uplifting poetry. A mum to two young humans aged 7 and 9, she revisits the days of no sleep, potty training and toddler tantrums; dives deep into first days of school, sibling bickering and watching your babies grow into little people; and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods.

Written with huge amounts of warmth and love, and just the right amount of piss-takery, this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book you and all the mums in your life need.
By:   Emma Conway
Imprint:   Sphere
Country of Publication:   United Kingdom
Edition:   Digital original
Dimensions:   Height: 204mm,  Width: 132mm,  Spine: 14mm
Weight:   180g
ISBN:   9780751580068
ISBN 10:   0751580066
Pages:   112
Publication Date:   05 March 2020
Audience:   General/trade ,  College/higher education ,  Professional and scholarly ,  ELT Advanced ,  Primary
Format:   Hardback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Emma Conway is a blogger from Birmingham, England. The winner of Blog of the Year at the Mum and Dad Blogger Awards in 2016, she has since ammassed over 90,000 Instagram followers and over 65,000 YouTube subscribers.

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