Michael is an expert in friendship, with several to his name. He lives in Ireland and works multiple shifts a week in the local shop. You can find him giving advice on friendship on Twitter @michael1979.
As the internet descends into a raging pit of snark and cruelty, rejoice in Michael's joyous, silly, innocence. The funniest thing on Twitter. He's almost certainly not the hero you ordered, but he's the hero we need right now. - Dave Gorman There is nothing that makes me laugh more than time wasters. Sir Michael is the king of time wasters. I nearly stopped breathing twice as I was laughing so much. Glorious. - Dom Joly Michael is the funniest human on the internet, bar none. Read his book, you cowards - James Felton, author of 52 Times Britain was a Bellend Finally, someone has worked out a good use for social media and it's brilliantly, painfully funny - Iain Morris, Co-creator of The Inbetweeners