You've created a human alarm clock without a snooze button!Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be.
You're in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun.
The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include:
- Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head.
- Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win.
- Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp.
This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.
By:
Summersdale Publishers Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Country of Publication: United Kingdom Dimensions:
Height: 134mm,
Width: 98mm,
Spine: 20mm
Weight: 207g ISBN:9781800071599 ISBN 10: 1800071590 Pages: 160 Publication Date:13 January 2022 Audience:
General/trade
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ELT Advanced
Format:Hardback Publisher's Status: Active