Touch Wood

Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director

Anonymous Author

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English

Sphere
01 October 2008

Individual film directors, film-makers; True stories; Cinema industry

What would inspire a man to give up his job

Lie to his friends

Avoid his parents

Con his girlfriend

And shell out tens of thousands of his own cash

Only to spend months in a darkened room in South London, looking for the money shot and hanging out with people named after puns

'Anonymous' never thought he would become a porn director. His dad's a vicar and his mother bakes cakes for the WI. But when his career as a session musician stalls, he decides it's time for plan B. So begins his first year as a rookie director. Trying to film a secret orgy in a five-star hotel can be tricky, especially when a plane load of flight attendants try and join in. Then there's your temperamental cameraman and the porn star who can't get it up. And when exactly is the right time to tell your gorgeous but sensitive girlfriend what you really do for a living

Full of hilarious and downright eye-popping stories, TOUCH WOOD is the first book to expose the secret world of the UK porn industry. Shocking and deliciously naughty, it is very, very funny and sure to keep you up all night . . .

By: Anonymous Author
Imprint: Sphere
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Edition: 1
Dimensions: Height: 196mm, Width: 131mm, Spine: 19mm
Weight: 234g
ISBN: 9780751537741
ISBN 10: 0751537748
Pages: 288
Publication Date: 01 October 2008
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active

Anonymous's is one of the most successful new porn dirctors in the UK. He lives in London with his girlfriend.

Reviews for Touch Wood: Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director

This hilarious real-like account is a little bit saucy but a lot of fun - HEAT The comedy of this sprightly, pacey memoir is not so much in the sexual frankness . . . but the Ed Wood-like innocence of the author - ARENA