Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids.
The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him he looks terrible. He needs a break!
While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational.
With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome.
Why should you never trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something.
By:
Orange Hippo!
Imprint: OH
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Dimensions:
Height: 140mm,
Width: 118mm,
Spine: 18mm
Weight: 240g
ISBN: 9781800696228
ISBN 10: 1800696221
Pages: 192
Publication Date: 14 May 2024
Audience:
General/trade
,
ELT Advanced
Format: Hardback
Publisher's Status: Forthcoming
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