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The History of the Whole World, According to Donald Trump

Procured Telepathically, with Subliminal Authenticity

Zartman Smith Donald Trump

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English
Zartman Imprint
12 May 2025
Henry Ford said, ""History is bunk,"" because history has mostly been recounted by professors and journalists, who just watch and study. So-called historians are not the makers, the doers, the winners, and they can only say what they know: they do not know making, doing, winning. They can write about watching, or studying -- if anyone would ever wanted to read about such losers.""
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Imprint:   Zartman Imprint
Edition:   Large type / large print edition
Dimensions:   Height: 229mm,  Width: 152mm,  Spine: 8mm
Weight:   209g
ISBN:   9798349284939
Pages:   148
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Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Zartman Smith may be a pseudonym, and therefore he cannot claim much about himself. Anyway, he doesn't care to share too much about himself. He argues that since he doesn't really exist, he can have abilities which are not real. He vigorously insists that he has exceptional telepathic powers. He says that he can't actually stand by the authenticity of his telepathy. Standing by anything is difficult since he sometimes has to squat and sometimes has to kneel. Once he actually pole vaulted, followed by lying supine - that's a long story unto itself. He knows a lot about authenticity, especially in telepathy, but actually, he isn't absolutely certain that telepathy is possible. Even so, he is probably pretty good at telepathy. He thinks he is, anyway. He has communicated extensively telepathically with many, many famous people, even when they don't know it. This is because he is so smart and so likable. Not enough people realize this. He is tired of people criticizing his choice of fashion accessories. The bag over his head is his choice, his style.He'd like everyone to know that he may be contacted through his website, but he isn't sure that he will read or respond. He is very busy. If you try to reach him telepathically, he will probably still be busy. The best way to get him to respond is to offer him money: he is not necessarily unwilling to debase himself for cash, although it has to involve a sufficient quantity. But he is a professor of military telepathy and has often dedicated himself to valuable literary recovery, however questionable. In addition, he is proud of his linguistic skills and points out that telepathy is, in many senses, similar to a language. He knows fluidly (not fluently) suburban Bethesda dialect English, neanderthal Dutch, infant babble, and Andromedic sign language. He created a whole new language with his imaginary twin, and they often speak with each other. He is also proficient in creating neologisms. Consider, for example, ""telepathcrobatic,"" or ""mentonimblistic."" Donald Trump was originally a child. He went to military school and then college and business school. He was too sick to be drafted. He then managed the family business. He was a. business success even though he was a business failure. He starred in ""The Apprentice,"" the greatest TV show ever. He became the forty-fifth President of the United States, and then the forty-seventh President of the United States. He had the largest crowd ever assembled at his inaugurations. He has been married three times, and has five children. He says he has a very deep feeling for the history of mankind, acquired largely by his intuitive extrasensory skills, which surpass those of traditional academic methods. He is widely considered to have expertise in persuasion, in addition to having very large hands and very striking hair. He is, in fact, a genius. It should be pointed out that President trump has acquired certain powers. He has used them extensively, with respect to document management and other matters. If anyone can generate brain power to affect matter and energy, he certainly can. Or, at least, his wishes to do so are very, very strong.

Reviews for The History of the Whole World, According to Donald Trump: Procured Telepathically, with Subliminal Authenticity

This is the most far-reaching and in-depth exploration of the whole world, that I have ever come across. It is about everything, everybody, all matters, all peoples, and, for that matter, animals and inanimate objects. I have never seen anything like it. It is mind-blowing. I couldn't get past the first page. -- John Miller This is an astonishingly excellent history. I can state unequivocally that it is the greatest history by anyone ever elected to the presidency. -- An associate of Dr. Harold Bornstein Donald Trump has set a new bar in the field of history, and it looks like a really fine bar. He may not actually be a drinker, but he thinks and acts like he is under the influence. I wish his new bar great success. If he changes, and takes up drinking, I'd like to get drunk with him at his new bar. -- A friend of Zartman Smith I say thumbs up to this guy for doing another money making thing for himself. He shows us how to make good money, with his Vodka University and his dog-walking service. I believe he is also a landlord, or, at least, a super of some building or something in real estate. He always says this, anyway. But he knows how to make a buck. -- Another buck maker. He is my father, the guy who gave birth to me, the guy who let me suck his nipples, the guy who showed me everything about everything, especially about my man parts. He is more than a father, he is a God, because he will save us all from everything, so I will grab him by his neck and his testicles and I will worship him at his feet and sing songs about how great he is and I will beg and beg for love, and I hope he gives it to me because I don't want to have to do anything to him, but believe me, I will, I will if I need to.- - An admirer of Kanye West I say, let's hear it for Zartman, and this telepathy thing. If his claims are true, then he should get the Nobel Prize, and the Pulitzer Prize, and the Heiseman Trophy and the Stanley Cup, and the Academy Award. He is like a one-man prize machine, and he deserves it. -- Someone who should have won the Nobel Prize. He does a magnificent job in counterbalancing the effects of sunspots on the entire development of humanity. He seems to understand that malignant forces have rendered the human race completely impotent with respect to moral and spiritual power, and humans are reduced to trivial, animalistic rituals and exchanges, so that no meaningful effort, none, can ever have even the remotest effect. Donald Trump knows this, and has fully documented it. He is a great man, and a great spiritual power. --A victim of sunspots. Donald Trump shines again, again, and again! His greatness is so great that it is greater than the greatness of any president ever, of anything ever. There has never been anybody as great as him. -- John Baron He writes like a man who has known women, a man who has been irresistible to women because of his money and his power, a man who has the greatness of being able to touch any woman anywhere, anytime, and have them melt, with their legs apart. Women adore him, worship him. They may try to sue him, but it only goes to show. --Dennis Denisovich He is a very generous man. I explained how much I need money, and he offered to pay just for me to say something in this section. This is very generous. --A needy person.


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