The Hiking Book From Hell

"""The Hiking Book from Hell is a smart, funny, and honest exposé of the cult of the outdoors, from the sublime to the ridiculous."" —Foreword Reviews ""It takes a uniquely talented satirist to hold a mirror to our very serious hobbies and point out that they are actually kind of ridiculous, but Kalvø is able to do so in such a way to make anyone chuckle. He's just that talented.” —Jason Hayes, humor writer “The Hiking Book From Hell offers exactly what everyone wants in a reading experience. There’s adventure. There’s bad weather. There’s philosophy. There’s shopping. But mostly there’s the lively wit of Are Kalvø.” —J. Maarten Troost, author of The Sex Lives of Cannibals “Startlingly insightful and all-too-relatable. If you hike, buy this book. I could not stop laughing.” —Diana Helmuth, author of How to Suffer Outside “A funny and relatable memoir about the uncanny and eventually irresistible pull of the great outdoors, even on those of us who thought we were inoculated by big-city sensibilities, irony, and impractical footwear.” —Charles Demers, comedian, and author of Property Values and Primary Obsessions “Humorous and engaging, The Hiking Book from Hell will resonate with anyone who hated summer camp, whose natural habitat does not include fleece clothing, and who is a late (or reluctant) arrival to the trail or the slopes. You’ll be humming 'The Happy Wanderer' and reaching for your backpack.” —Jane Christmas, author of Open House: A Life in Thirty-two Moves and What the Psychic Told the Pilgrim"