Why you definitely shouldn't become a parent in the first place
Why you're making a huge mistake
What were you thinking?
Practical Tips Before Birth
How to get pregnant; Turning sex into something dull and lifeless
Pregnancy Wine Guide
9 months of bliss; One woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancy
Instant Regret
Who needs sleep?; the first six months
The Toddler Years; A guide to making money on instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your child
Pre-school; An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the work
Creeping Realisation
Primary School age; The best -drug free- Years of Their Life
High School; How to apply for Special Consideration
Will they ever move out?; A Guide to your child's 20s and 30s
The Resentment Years
Middle-Age; Why everything wrong with their lives is your fault
Also included: a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps
By:
The Chaser Imprint: Black Inc Country of Publication: Australia Dimensions:
Height: 208mm,
Width: 148mm,
Spine: 6mm
Weight: 163g ISBN:9781760642389 ISBN 10: 176064238X Pages: 132 Publication Date:01 October 2023 Audience:
General/trade
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ELT Advanced
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Active
The Chaser is an Australian satirical comedy team. They are known for their television programmes on ABC-TV, including The Election Chaser, CNNNN, The Chaser's War on Everything and The Chaser's Media Circus.