Sorry Your Co-Workers Are A
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*holes is a laugh-out-loud illustrated office humor book and gag gift for anyone who hates their job, their coworkers, or both.
If you've ever survived a toxic workplace, fake smiles in meetings, passive-aggressive emails, group chats that should be illegal, or coworkers who somehow do nothing yet get promoted - congratulations. This book is for you.
This brutally funny workplace satire roasts every unbearable personality you encounter at work, including:
- The Sloth - somehow always on break but first approved for vacation
- The Snoop Dog - permanently high, always snacking, never productive
- The Soap Opera - crying over nothing and blaming you for it
- The Protein Shake - flexing in meetings and announcing their burpee count
- The Stage 5 Clinger - won't let you eat lunch alone or live in peace
Through outrageous poems and hilarious illustrated scenes, this book walks you through the modern office nightmare: lazy coworkers, emotional coworkers, gym-obsessed coworkers, stoner coworkers, oversharing coworkers, and the ones who make you question every life choice that led you to HR.
But here's the twist...
The book makes it seem like you might be the problem.
Then comes the reveal.
You're not.
It's definitely them.
Packed with savage humor, relatable workplace trauma, and over-the-top characters, this book is perfect for:
- Coworker gag gifts
- Office Secret Santa
- Boss gifts (if they can take a joke)
- Work besties
- Corporate burnout survivors
- Anyone stuck in cubicle hell
- People who hate Mondays
- Friends who constantly complain about work
- Employees who deserve a laugh before their next meeting
Written in funny rhymes and paired with bold illustrations, Sorry Your Co-Workers Are A
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*holes is part roast, part therapy session, and part survival guide for corporate chaos.
Whether you're trapped in accounting, retail, healthcare, corporate offices, or remote Zoom purgatory - this book will make you laugh, nod aggressively, and feel seen.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, retirement gifts, job change celebrations, or ""I hate my job"" moments.
Because sometimes the only way to survive work...
is to laugh at it.