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Perpetual Disappointments Diary

Nick Asbury



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30 October 2018
Fiction & Literature; Humour; Gift books; Stationery items; Diaries and Planners

'Best. Diary. Ever' Metro
'Cheeringly depressing' Guardian
'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it' New York Times

Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.

Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.

This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year – they are all basically the same.

2018 Edition includes:
Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles.
By:   Nick Asbury
Imprint:   Boxtree
Country of Publication:   United Kingdom
Dimensions:   Height: 213mm,  Width: 134mm,  Spine: 19mm
Weight:   335g
ISBN:   9780752266640
ISBN 10:   0752266640
Pages:   172
Publication Date:   30 October 2018
Recommended Age:   From 18 years
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Asbury & Asbury is a creative partnership between writer Nick Asbury and designer Sue Asbury.

Reviews for Perpetual Disappointments Diary

Abandon all hope, ye who buy it. * New York Times * Cheeringly depressing * Guardian * Best. Diary. Ever * Metro *

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