Nicolas Slonimsky (1894–1995) was a Russian-born United-States-based writer, lexicographer, pianist, composer, conductor, and champion of contemporary music. His many books include Thesaurus Of Scales And Melodic Patterns; and Lexicon of Musical Invective: Critical Assaults on Composers Since Beethoven's Time.
From the Original Reviews ""A rewarding, compelling and very funny read."" — New York Times ""If you combine the Encyclopedia Britannica with a history of music written by Oscar Wilde, you will have something resembling the extraordinary Slonimsky memoirs."" — Leonard Bernstein ""Rare is the book that can be praised both for its wisdom and for raucous humor. This is such a book."" — Washington Post