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How To Train Your Human

A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery

Neil J Milliner

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English
Neil J Milliner
24 August 2025
Your cat has read this book. Now it's your turn.

In How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery, the tables are turned-and the litter box is optional. Narrated by a delightfully smug feline life coach, this satirical guide offers a whisker-sharp look at the art of human manipulation, from the strategic 3 a.m. zoomies to the power of a well-timed purr. Whether you're a seasoned cat servant or a rookie still clinging to the illusion of control, this book will leave you laughing, nodding, and nervously checking your cat's search history.

Packed with ""training exercises,"" passive-aggressive commentary, and emotionally manipulative meow scripts, this is more than a parody-it's a love letter to the mysterious, maddening, and magical bond between cats and their humans. Beneath the humor lies a tender truth: cats don't just own our homes-they own our hearts.

Perfect for readers who adore The Secret Life of Pets, Grumpy Cat, or Cat vs. Human, this book is a must-have for anyone who's ever asked, ""Do I live with a cat... or for one?""
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Imprint:   Neil J Milliner
Dimensions:   Height: 229mm,  Width: 152mm,  Spine: 3mm
Weight:   73g
ISBN:   9798231403677
Pages:   44
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Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Neil J. Milliner is a creative educator, prolific author, and strategic publisher whose work empowers introverts and creatives to reclaim their energy, set guilt-free boundaries, and transform overwhelm into clarity. Through his imprint Books by Neil J. Milliner, he crafts emotionally intelligent guides, journals, and workbooks that blend psychology, neuroscience, and practical exercises into step-by-step frameworks that heal and activate. Whether you're navigating burnout, learning to say ""no"" with grace, or seeking tools to protect your peace, Neil's writing meets you with heart, wit, and wisdom. His signature style is modular, reassuring, and deeply audience-focused-designed to help you take action without losing your softness. Neil lives for the moment when a timid reader says, ""I finally feel seen."" His latest release, Master the Art of Saying No Without Guilt, is a transformational guide for anyone ready to set boundaries with confidence and compassion.

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