""Definitive, wide-ranging, and breathtakingly useless, Hop Fight is like a map to a fascinating and hilarious country I would never visit."" - Lisa Lutz, author The Spellman Files ""Witty, playful, and hilarious. Reminds me of a Christopher Guest movie."" - Soleil (Kelsey) Blackwell, author Decolonizing the Body ""Funny, syntactically and tonally totally apt."" - Matt Feeney, author Little Platoons