Ylonia Berger was the first American to visit the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, or she will be, once she invents a time machine. She spends her free time judging everyone, and is still trying to understand how the male species has survived this long. Mira Brahe is a direct descendant of famed alchemist and astrologer Tycho Brahe, which gives her an innate understanding of...absolutely nothing, as she made that tidbit up; and anyway, that's not how genetics works. She enjoys finance, books, jokes, and joke books about finance. Elvy is a freelance artist whose interests include books about angry women, movies about vampires, and everything about cults.