Drunk on Eggnog

""Finally, a holiday book that admits Christmas isn't perfect. I laughed so hard reading the Dysfunctional Family Bingo that I nearly spit out my cocoa. Going to buy a copy for every sibling so we can laugh instead of fight this year."" - Jessica L., Portland, OR ""I thought this would just be jokes, but it actually has great psychology tips too. I used one of the one-liners on my nosy aunt about my love life and it worked like a charm. Worth every penny."" - Marcus D., Chicago, IL ""The chapter on creating your own traditions inspired us to ditch the dry turkey and make tacos this year. Best decision ever. Plus, now it's a family joke that we're starting the 'Taco Christmas Legacy'."" - Priya K., Austin, TX ""This book is hilarious and painfully accurate. My husband read me the part about the flaming pudding, and we were both howling because it happened in our house last year. Feels good to know we're not the only ones!"" - Linda M., Scranton, PA ""Bought this as a gag gift for Secret Santa and ended up keeping it for myself. Now I know how to survive my in-laws with eggnog and sarcasm. Five stars."" - Tom H., Seattle, WA ""A weirdly comforting read. It reminds you that chaos is normal and that your family is not uniquely broken. I'll be re-reading it every December."" - Erin C., Minneapolis, MN ""Equal parts therapy and comedy. This needs to be required reading for anyone hosting Christmas dinner."" - David R., Brooklyn, NY