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Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl

Anecdotes from 13,414 days of teaching

Maxine Blake Angelique Boseman Jo Titman

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Maxine Blake
10 December 2020
"They never taught me how to handle this during teacher training at university.

I work in a world with hormonal teenagers, inappropriate proposals, the full spectrum of bodily odours and the odd indecent exposure.""

Ever wondered what life is like as a teacher? Or what happens on school or college trips? Perhaps you've speculated on what your teacher really thought about the students?

Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl answers these questions and more! Including 34 real-life stories about teaching teens in Sheffield, this book reveals exactly what happens behind those school doors. Maxine Blake, a teacher for 37 years, takes the reader on a whirlwind tour of classrooms, school trips and student shenanigans, with plenty of awkward, embarrassing and laugh-out-loud funny moments along the way. From students escaping out of windows to conversations about farting pigeons, these stories will have you clutching your sides with laughter.

This is a memoir, most participants have given permission for their names to be used, where they have not, their names have been changed.

Captivating, moving and side-splittingly hilarious, Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl is a must-read full of insights about the life of a teacher. Welcome to life in the classroom!

A collection of short stories describing teacher/student interactions interjected with comedy moments, drama and of course teenage toilet humour. Don't Poo, is a humorous memoir, collated throughout Maxine's years of teaching. Perfect for your coffee table, bathroom reading or a dinner party conversation starter.

A great gift for those parents who ever wandered what their children get up to in and out of their classrooms whilst at school or if you want to re live your childhood shenanigans with your friends. A reminder for teachers of what they've been through and more importantly, what is left to come."

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Illustrated by:   Jo Titman
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Imprint:   Maxine Blake
Country of Publication:   United Kingdom
Volume:   1
Dimensions:   Height: 198mm,  Width: 129mm,  Spine: 13mm
Weight:   227g
ISBN:   9781838304003
ISBN 10:   1838304002
Series:   Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl
Pages:   226
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Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Maxine Blake is of Jamaican descent and was born and raised in Wolverhampton in the UK. She has taught and managed in educational establishments across the country for 37 years before retiring in 2020. She holds a Master of Education degree from the University of Sheffield, focusing on post-16 education. In her retirement, Maxine has become a professional busy-body and continues to scrutinise student work both nationally and internationally. She also sings with the Sheffield Community Choir who appeared on stage with Take That on their Greatest Hits tour. She dabbles in piano playing and, even after a decade of practice, still refuses to play for an audience of more than two. Post-2020 madness she hopes to continue her journey towards becoming a travel writer, as an excuse to see more of the world... not that she needs one. She lives in Sheffield with her husband and also her son, who is fortunately or unfortunately still locked down with them. Sometimes they join her on her comically slow morning runs.

Reviews for Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl: Anecdotes from 13,414 days of teaching

"""Captivating, moving and side-splittingly hilarious, Don't Poo in the Pudding Bowl is a must-read full of insights about the life of a teacher. Welcome to life in the classroom! "" ""I still have visions of Daniel deflated buzzing around the room like a balloon."""


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