Conversations With My Cat

"'An hilarious romp as man pits his intellect against moggies. Can you guess who's going to win?' Edwina Harvey, author of The Whale's Tale 'This book proves I'm not crazy, regardless of what my cats say.' Ruby Daggers, Social Media Manager for Fred The Dead Skellyman 'This book puts the ""cat"" in ""scatological"".' Keith Stevenson, author of Traitor's Run 'Conversations With My Cat is like Garfield for adults.' Keira McKenzie, adoptive mother to Baba Yaga (cat) 'In the end times, a dark lord will rise. The last of humanity will fear and venerate him as they huddle around their pitiful fires, waiting for the rising seas to consume their last hope. His name is MacReady. This book shall be his gospel.' Jason Franks, writer of The Sixsmiths 'I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants.' Holly Delight-Me, Burlesque Performer 'Easy to read and highly amusing - but please stop making me laugh when I'm coughing up my lungs from Covid!' Suzie, Bookstagrammer at suzsspace 'A great book that makes me want to smoke some hard catnip and run for the litter tray. I give it 5 furballs out of 5.' Daniel Palo, author of Knock Knock Jokes From a Daggy Dad 'Cats! It's lucky for them that we love them...troublesome little beasties...' Damien Saunders, Cat Owner 'It's always sad when an animal is cleverer than its owner. Even sadder when the owner thinks he can write a book about it. But here we are, and here we have Conversations With My Cat...' Stephen Ormsby, author of The Whisperer and the Wanderer 'You were such a lovely boy when you were growing up. When did you start talking to cats?' J. A. McKenzie, co-editor of The Worlds Contracted Thus, and Chuck's mum"