Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing

Name: Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing
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ISBN: 9798295480409

Whiskers M Von Sass

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English

Brenda Richards
04 April 2026

Parodies & spoofs

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Does your cat run your household? Good. This book explains why that's correct.

Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing is the satirical guide to feline domination that cat lovers, dog owners, and anyone who has ever been silently judged by a creature a tenth of their size has been waiting for.

Written in the voice of Whiskers M. Von Sass, Esq. - self-appointed apex predator, passive-aggressive mastermind, and four-time recipient of the Blank Stare of the Year Award - this hilarious cat parody book reveals the tactics, strategies, and psychological warfare your cat has been deploying against you for years.

Featuring full page original color illustrations throughout - because Whiskers deserves nothing less.

Inside this humorous cat book you'll discover:

The art of strategic napping - and why doing nothing is the ultimate power move How to steal food, monopolize furniture, and redirect blame onto the dog The slow blink of supremacy and other nonverbal domination techniques that terrify Labradors Passive-aggressive kneading, selective deafness, and the tactical hairball Why the couch, the bed, the highest shelf, and frankly the entire household already belong to the cat

Perfect for:

Cat lovers and cat humor enthusiasts Anyone who owns both a cat and a dog and knows exactly who's in charge Fans of funny animal books, satirical humor, and feline comedy Gift for cat lovers who appreciate witty, sarcastic, humorous books

Whether you're a devoted cat person, a confused dog owner, or a human who suspects you've been outmaneuvered by a seven-pound furball, this satirical cat book will confirm every suspicion you've ever had - and make you laugh out loud doing it.

Scroll up and grab your copy - before the cat decides you've already taken too long.

By: Whiskers M Von Sass
Imprint: Brenda Richards
Edition: Large type / large print edition
Dimensions: Height: 216mm, Width: 216mm, Spine: 8mm
Weight: 426g
ISBN: 9798295480409
Pages: 110
Publication Date: 04 April 2026
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Hardback
Publisher's Status: Active