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Burn, Christmas! Burn!!

Brian Gage Jeff Petersen

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Hardback

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English
Soft Skull Press
02 November 2004
Burn, Christmas! Burn! is a humorous Christmas book about Santa's Elves who are tired of being third-rate drones in his oppressive sweatshop. Santa is greedy and old. Mrs. Claus is the crotchety and mean CFO. And Rudolph? He's got a score to settle too. Years of backbreaking labor have finally done in the Elve's patience. They've reached boiling point. They're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. What to do? Well, overthrow Christmas, of course. Thus the Elve's plot- to turn the reindeer into raindeer stew (guided into the reindeer stables by Rudolph's nose); booby-trap the children's presents; smash Santa's factory. Unless...all the little children (naughty, nice, who cares!) agree to send demands for elfin freedom to Santa, instead of their wish lists... This book incorporates many beloved Christmas tales only to turn them on their head. Or knock their heads together.
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Imprint:   Soft Skull Press
Country of Publication:   United States
Dimensions:   Height: 173mm,  Width: 210mm,  Spine: 1mm
Weight:   231g
ISBN:   9781932360554
ISBN 10:   1932360557
Pages:   40
Publication Date:  
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Hardback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Brian Gage was born in Youngstown, Ohio and has lived in Los Angeles, CA most of his adult life. In addition to writing, he enrolled at The French Conservatory of Music in West Los Angeles and studied classical piano performance.

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