Stephen Clarke lives in Paris where he divides his time between writing and not writing. His first novel, A Year In The Merde, originally became a word-of-mouth hit in Paris in 2004. Since then it has been published all over the world, and earned Stephen a nomination for the British Book Award for Best Newcomer. The follow-up, Merde Actually, went to number one in the Bookseller chart. In 2006, he published his guide to understanding the French, Talk to the Snail, which he divided into ten 'commandments' or chapters that include 'Thou Shalt Not Work', 'Thou Shalt Not Love Thy Neighbour' and 'Thou Shalt Not Be Served'. His next novel, Merde Happens, was nominated for the Melissa Nathan Award for Comedy Romance.
Snafus abound as Clarke's doppelganger Paul West (In the Merde For Love, 2006, etc.) leaves France under a cloud and attempts to recoup his fortunes with a U.S. road trip. I'd set off on a simple PR consultant's job and was going to end up as a seminaked footwear model, moans Paul. The taxman has him by the short hairs, so he takes a job with Visitor Resources: Britain ( the good old Tourist Authority until some trendy twit in the government decreed that it sounded too 'yesterday's generation' or whatever ) to promote that country's tourism via a number of events in select American cities. Unsurprisingly, but gratifyingly, each of the stops becomes the opportunity for a complete fiasco. While in Boston, he gets involved in a fistfight at an Indian restaurant; in Miami the mayor's appearance is immaterial because everything here organized by the Cubans and the realtors, Paul's contact tells him. As his business trip goes south, so too does his relationship with Alexa, the firebrand socialist bombshell filmmaker who has already alienated America's working folk ( waddat fuggen bitch jess sayda me? a woman trucker inquires) and then makes herself scarce for a dangerous extrarelational liaison. No matter, for while West's inamorata has disappeared, that can't be said of his anatomical fixations, his desperate jokes or the absurdist moments that find his hotel room in flames, his car under hijack or an alligator taxidermist making a midnight visit. Clarke works his humor in a frantic, colorful choreography of mayhem, like Busby Berkeley conducting Harold Lloyd. Running gags concerning a kilt and a group of French engineers are weak vehicles for dramatic unity, but the comedic, frequently alcohol-fueled vignettes have the verve to stand on their own. You're drunk, is Alexa's frequent complaint. In West's business-ambassador shoes, you would be too.Amusing travelogue from an engaging narrator who never lets a little bad news mess with his joie de vivre. (Kirkus Reviews)