DJ Corchin deftly captures all the band humor and inside jokes in the The
Marching Band Nerds Handbook -the perfect gift for band nerds past and present!
The perfect gift for band nerds past and present, The Marching Band Nerds Handbook deftly captures all the humor and inside jokes band nerds love. Hold on to your shirts and plumes!
This hilarious and inspiring guide to surviving life in the marching band is for anyone who has taken a step on the marching field or has just driven by a field on the highway. All the best (and funniest) secrets are revealed in this series of rules and illustrations that, if followed strictly, almost guarantees world domination (actual results may vary).
Band nerds of all ages are sure to agree with expert rules like-Never give drummers metal sticks-they'll think they're ninjas (but most ninjas are actually clarinet players)Band parents may be adults but that doesn't mean they don't still need supervisionDon't lock your knees while standing at attentionMarching band is an art, not a sport-but if it were a sport, the drummers would winShare The Marching Band Nerds Handbook with all the band nerds in your life!
By:
DJ Corchin Illustrated by:
Dan Dougherty Imprint: Sourcebooks Explore Country of Publication: United States Dimensions:
Height: 229mm,
Width: 152mm,
Spine: 38mm
ISBN:9781728219769 ISBN 10: 1728219760 Series:Band Nerds Pages: 128 Publication Date:06 October 2020 Recommended Age: From 13 to 18 years Audience:
Young adult
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Preschool (0-5)
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Active
DJ CORCHIN is an award-winning children's book author and illustrator. He uses his unique humor and wit to focus on socially conscious messages involving kindness, communication, and emotional awareness. He currently lives and works in Chicago, IL.