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How to Survive A Horror Movie

All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Seth Graham-Smith

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Quirk Books
24 September 2019
Don't be afraid- no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you...as long as you have this book.

Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan-and it just might save your life

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in anabandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everythingis poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? Ifthe answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. Butdon't freak out-just read this book! With it you will learn how toovercome every obstacle found in scary films, including-

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How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in

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The five types of slashers and how to defeat them

. How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, andother haunted objects

. How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, andother global threats

. What to do if you did something last summer, if your cornhas children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

So don't be afraid- no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you-as long as you have this book.
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Imprint:   Quirk Books
Country of Publication:   United States
Dimensions:   Height: 178mm,  Width: 127mm, 
ISBN:   9781683691464
ISBN 10:   1683691466
Pages:   176
Publication Date:  
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Seth Grahame-Smithis aNew York Timesbest-selling author (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies;Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter), screenwriter (DarkShadows; The Lego Batman Movie), and producer (StephenKing'sIt) of film and television.His novelPride and Prejudiceand Zombiesdebuted at #3 on theNew York TimesBest Seller List, hassold over two million copies, andhas been translated into more thantwenty languages. A film adaptationwas released in 2016.

Reviews for How to Survive A Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Grahame-Smith's little volume is just like a horror movie: entertaining and...a fun afternoon's diversion. --The Hartford Courant If you have snakes on your plane, did something last summer or suspect you've been dead since the beginning of the movie, then this is the book for you. --McClatchy-Tribune If anyone would know how to survive a horror movie, it would be Seth Grahame-Smith. --Tulsa World How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for horror movie buffs of all ages. --Think Geek Insightful, funny, and a must-have companion for any horror fan. --Geeks of Doom A tongue-in-cheek guide loaded with humorous insights to the many familiar cinematic tropes that populate the genre. --Horror DNA, 4 star review


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