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Pastor Brett Pirkle

The Intelligent Design Coloring Book

Pastor Brett Pirkle

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English
Soft Skull Press
11 January 2011
Parodies & spoofs; Miscellaneous items
A child's life is full of both joys and challenges—the infinite wonder of learning, the literal and figurative scraped knees of everyday life, and, of course, deep, penetrating theological terror.

That's why Pastor Brett of the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church has created an activity book that will divert those long lazy hours of idle youth into a soul-saving good time. Inside are crafty puzzles, mazes of wrath, and connect-the-dots! Also, the mysteries of God's creation are revealed and explored, including, but not limited to- why God sometimes does not answer your prayers; why heterosexual monogamy is demanded of us; and why listening to scientists will end with your corporeal destruction and eternal damnation. You will learn the nature of other “religions"" as well as how best to crush them. And then there will be juice boxes.

While tradition states that the path to heaven is paved by knowledge of scripture, the doing of good works, and the conversion of heathens, it has recently been revealed that no one can obtain their eternal reward without first obtaining a copy of The Intelligent Design Coloring Book!
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Imprint:   Soft Skull Press
Country of Publication:   United States
Dimensions:   Height: 177mm,  Width: 254mm,  Spine: 5mm
Weight:   114g
ISBN:   9781593764098
ISBN 10:   159376409X
Pages:   64
Publication Date:  
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Pastor Brett Prikle, before joining the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church, headed up the Intelligent Design think tank at American Family Mission. A proponent of corporal punishment, he claims that the Holy Spirit channels God's love into his fist before he corrects the evildoer. The jury did not see it this way.

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