A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes- the good, the bad, and the terrible-the perfect Father's Day gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, grandpas, and all the fathers-to-be, this bestselling joke book is the ideal laugh-out-loud gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (and terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. A great gift for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh- I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
""Dad, can you put my shoes on?""
""No, I don't think they'll fit me.""
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Q- What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A- The road.
By:
Jimmy Niro Imprint: Sourcebooks, Inc Country of Publication: United States Dimensions:
Height: 202mm,
Width: 126mm,
Spine: 11mm
Weight: 149g ISBN:9781492675372 ISBN 10: 1492675377 Series:World's Best Dad Jokes Collection Pages: 160 Publication Date:01 June 2018 Audience:
General/trade
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ELT Advanced
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Active
JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.