Words take on different meanings when you're married-learn the lingo with this uproariously funny lexicon of marital vocab!
A great Valentine's Day gift!
Whether you've been married for years or months, you'll enjoy this hilarious look at what marriage really means.
Amnesia- Unusual medical condition that often afflicts husbands the day after a night out drinking and carousing with ""the boys.""
Athlete's foot- The only part of your husband that is still truly athletic. Bra- Decoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. (See Pantyhose.)
Closet- 1. Storage areas in your new home that will be divided on an ""as needed"" basis- 93 percent for you, 7 percent for your husband.
2. What your cousin Blaine from San Francisco will come out of, in front of 250 startled guests at your wedding reception, after drinking two bottles of champagne and telling the minister he has a cute ""tushy.""
Off-white- The color of the dress your mother-in-law suggests you ought to be wearing at your wedding
By:
Tom Carey Imprint: Sourcebooks, Inc Country of Publication: United States Edition: 3rd Revised edition Dimensions:
Height: 179mm,
Width: 127mm,
Spine: 10mm
Weight: 165g ISBN:9781492641193 ISBN 10: 1492641197 Pages: 128 Publication Date:06 September 2016 Audience:
General/trade
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ELT Advanced
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Active
TOM CAREY is the author of The Marriage Dictionary and How to Throw a Golf Club (both Sourcebooks 2005). He is a writer and professor of psychology from Chicago, and has been married for twenty-two years.