A hilarious compendium of crap CVs, excruciating interviews and cover letters from hell
Application for Employment
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.
Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandising gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.
By:
Jenny Crompton Imprint: Penguin Books Ltd Country of Publication: United Kingdom Dimensions:
Height: 177mm,
Width: 126mm,
Spine: 13mm
Weight: 140g ISBN:9781405918671 ISBN 10: 1405918675 Pages: 224 Publication Date:24 September 2014 Audience:
Professional and scholarly
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College/higher education
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General/trade
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Undergraduate
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Primary
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Active