An irreverent illustrated guide to performing everyone's favorite rude gesture, the bird--with 101 examples of creative ways to flip off your friends, relatives, coworkers, or anyone else who has it coming to them.
So ticked off you're at a loss for words?
101 Ways to Flip the Bird provides 101 creative ways to express exactly how you feel. Arm yourself with the perfect bird for every occasion-
Some jerk cut you off in traffic?
Opt for the Classic Flip, also appropriate when protesting a bad call by a referee (see page 2).
Interrupted by a rude coworker?
Try the Glasses Adjuster, subtle enough to use during a business meeting (see page 26).
A joker makes a snide remark about your haircut?
Cup a Bird behind your ear and flip them Sorry, I'm Deaf (see page 66).
Your cheap friend is hitting you up for money again?
Pull Here, I've Got Something For You out of your pocket (see page 38).
First date boring you half to death with inane chatter?
Amuse yourself with the Thinker, a simple and pensive Bird to the chin (see page 64).
By:
Jason Joseph, Rick Joseph Imprint: Three Rivers Press Country of Publication: United States Dimensions:
Height: 170mm,
Width: 139mm,
Spine: 15mm
Weight: 210g ISBN:9780767926812 ISBN 10: 0767926811 Pages: 224 Publication Date:09 October 2007 Audience:
General/trade
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ELT Advanced
Format:Paperback Publisher's Status: Inactive
RICK JOSEPH is a film producer and novelty toy manufacturer who lives in Sherman Oaks, California. He has been credited on such comedy classics as Rush Hour and National Lampoon's Van Wilder. JASON JOSEPH lives in Buffalo, New York.