Fifty Shades of Chicken

A Parody in a Cookbook

F.L. Fowler, F L Fowler

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English

Crown Publishers
01 December 2012

Fiction & Literature; Cookery, food & drink; Cooking with chicken & other poultry; Parodies & spoofs

For the can't-get-enough fans of E.L. James's Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy (20 million copies and counting)--and foodies who love food porn--Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook serving up epicurean double entendres and 50 excellent chicken recipes all while telling the story of a young free-range and very fresh chicken who, like Anastasia Steele, finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case a kinky and very hungry chef.

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!

Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.

""I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook,"" he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. ""I want to prepare you, very much."" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. ""I will control everything that happens here,"" he says. ""You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient."" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something-what? Something delicious.

So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts-""The Novice Bird"" (easy recipes for roasters), ""Falling to Pieces"" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and ""Advanced Techniques"" (the climax of cooking)-Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

By: F.L. Fowler, F L Fowler
Imprint: Crown Publishers
Country of Publication: United States
Dimensions: Height: 236mm, Width: 186mm, Spine: 17mm
Weight: 607g
ISBN: 9780385345224
ISBN 10: 0385345224
Pages: 160
Publication Date: 01 December 2012
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Hardback
Publisher's Status: Active

Reviews for Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

.. .it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. -Eater.com Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn... -BonAppetit.com .. .this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary... -Glamour.com All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post The book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again. -Salon.com Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider. -The Republic