Susannah Constantine is a novelist, journalist broadcaster and podcaster with over 25 years experience in the media and 50 years of f**k ups under her belt. She lives in chaos on the edge of a wood in Sussex and works full time as a housewife, PA and taxi driver to her husband and three (sort of) grown up children.
A romp . . . Constantine comes across as a trooper with a filthy sense of humour * The Times * Hilarious and honest, sparing neither herself nor her readers from incredibly intimate details . . . A book for anyone who's after laughter, tears and one hell of a rollercoaster ride * Good Housekeeping 'BOOKS OF THE YEAR' * Bonkers and brilliant. Her writing is exquisite. With comedy and candour, she bares her soul . . . Magnificent * Sunday Mail * Absolutely brilliant -- Elton John Wonderfully written, very funny, but more than anything completely genuine -- Lady Anne Glenconner, author of Lady in Waiting A rollicking ride . . . What a life * Sunday Times * A treasure trove of previously untold stories . . . A riveting read * Good Housekeeping * We lunched better than we danced -- Anton Du Beke Wildly fun * Daily Telegraph, '50 BEST BOOKS OF 2022' * Sensational, juicy, gossipy, filthy and bravely honest in equal measure, Susannah Constantine's memoir is a rollicking romp through the upper middle classes * Sunday Times * Shewd, funny, ideally candid and written with great confidence, brio and aplomb. A feisty, thought-provoking delight -- William Boyd Filled with royal anecdotes and celebrity snippits . . . An entertaining read * Scotsman * Sparkling * Daily Mail * Entertaining and funny * Mail on Sunday * Astonishing, frank and frankly hilarious * Eastern Daily Prezs * Gives readers a fascinating insight into [her] extraordinary life * Woman & Home * Included in 'Best celebrity autobiographies of 2022 to buy for Christmas' * The Telegraph * Funny . . . Never dull * Guardian * Fascinating * Daily Telegraph * Exuberant * i *