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Rosemarie Jarski

Dim Wit

The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said

Rosemarie Jarski

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English
Ebury Press
01 December 2008
Dictionaries of quotations; Humour collections & anthologies
From the bestselling author of Great British Wit and The Funniest Thing You Never Said comes Dim Wit - the definitive collection of quotes from a star-studded array of dunces, idiots and morons

'They misunderestimated me'

George W. Bush

Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over.

The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...

'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, ""Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home.""' - Robyn Jankel

'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn

'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
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Imprint:   Ebury Press
Country of Publication:   United Kingdom
Dimensions:   Height: 202mm,  Width: 153mm,  Spine: 40mm
Weight:   663g
ISBN:   9780091924508
ISBN 10:   0091924502
Pages:   576
Publication Date:  
Audience:   General/trade ,  ELT Advanced
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active

Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books- The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.

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