The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

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Rosemarie Jarski

The Funniest Thing You Never Said

The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

Rosemarie Jarski

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Ebury Press
03 January 2005

Reference; Dictionaries of quotations; Humour collections & anthologies

Bestselling bumper book of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary

The ultimate loo book- a laugh-out-loud collection of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary. Looking for a stocking-filler gift or a Secret Santa present? LOOK NO FURTHER. This bestselling book has you covered...!

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* Whether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or self-improvement, The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is - a complete one-stop shop of witty one liners.

Quotations are ordered not by A-Z, but by thematic categories- love; business; religion; celebrity; the animal kingdom, intellect; dating; hair - you name it, every category is covered.

The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross.

A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts - this is the ultimate humourous quotation book and the perfect sure-fire-hit gift!

By: Rosemarie Jarski
Imprint: Ebury Press
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Dimensions: Height: 202mm, Width: 153mm, Spine: 41mm
Weight: 593g
ISBN: 9780091897666
ISBN 10: 0091897661
Pages: 576
Publication Date: 03 January 2005
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active

Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her other books include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on-screen and off-screen Hollywood quotations and a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity.