Storymaze 4

The Golden Udder

Terry Denton

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A&U Children
01 September 2002

NO!

You've picked up a copy of Terry Denton's new book, THE GOLDEN UDDER.

Big mistake!

Now you are going to learn lots of things that you will never ever forget.

Did you know?

1. Udders are creatures from another dimension that float down to Earth and attach themselves to cows.

2. Udders are really DANGEROUS.

3. Udders cast off their skins every year - that's where rubber gloves come from.

4. Man first landed on the moon in a very big metal udder.

5. Your legs are on fire.

6. On its maiden voyage the Titanic sank after it hit a huge frozen udder.

7. There is a modulator from an Illudium P76 Terrain Vehicle next to the ice-cream in your fridge. (go and check)

8. A Santa Gertrudin is a brand new choccie bar treat made out of recycle dog vomit.

9. Your legs really are on fire. (have a look)

10. Well, if your legs are not on fire, where's the smoke coming from then?

11. AAARRRGGGGG!!!! My legs are on fire!!! Why didn't you tell me, you psycho!!!!

By: Terry Denton
Imprint: A&U Children
Country of Publication: Australia
Dimensions: Height: 195mm, Width: 130mm, Spine: 9mm
Weight: 122g
ISBN: 9781865087849
ISBN 10: 186508784X
Pages: 120
Publication Date: 01 September 2002
Recommended Age: From 8 To 12
Audience: Children/juvenile , Young adult , Children / Juvenile , Preschool (0-5)
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active

Terry Denton has illustrated many popular and funny books, including the hilarious Just series by Andy Griffiths and Duck for Cover, Spooner or Later and Freeze a Crowd by Paul Jennings and Ted Greenwood. His own books include the madly inventive Storymaze and Gasp! series. In his Wombat and Fox books, Terry's idiosyncratic sense of humour shines through, this time directed to a younger audience.

Reviews for Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder

'Whether you're rushing down a raging river or falling off a planet without wearing underwear this hilarious book will deliver laughs over and over again!'Alex, Year 4, Canberra REACT'as feral and irreverent as ever' Jenny Pausacker, Weekend AustralianWritten in an enchantingly haphazard style, The Golden Udderis a hilarious journey that will open your eyes to not only the truth about udders but the wonderful imagination of Terry Denton. Laura Cochrane, Weekly Times