Last Night a Bidet Drenched My Wife

...and other misheard lyrics

@Trouteyes with Moose Allain

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English

BLINK Publishing
03 December 2019

Rock & Pop music; Humour collections & anthologies

'Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Danny DeVito by a crystal blue Italian stream.'

'I was loooking for some action and all I found were cygnets and a waterfall.'

'When I get that feeling I need saxophone cleaning.'

Funny, surreal, absurd and occasionally embarrassing, everyone has a misheard lyric moment. From simple mistakes like 'If you don't Naomi by now. You will never never Naomi', to something completely off the wall 'Specs and rugs and sausage rolls, are all my mind and body needs' - these linguistic gaffes have been the source of fun ever since the dawn of popular music.

Now everyone's favourite online goon - the one and only @trouteyes has amassed a heap of his own wonky earworms for our reading pleasure in this wonderful hashtag fire emoji humour book.

By: @Trouteyes with Moose Allain
Imprint: BLINK Publishing
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Dimensions: Height: 184mm, Width: 119mm, Spine: 16mm
Weight: 153g
ISBN: 9781788702126
ISBN 10: 1788702123
Pages: 112
Publication Date: 03 December 2019
Audience: General/trade , Children/juvenile , ELT Advanced , English as a second language
Format: Hardback
Publisher's Status: Active

An artist, visionary, and very successful none of your businessman @trouteyes has been 'entertaining' his followers with absurd sword word play and odd visual gags for years, and counts Matt Lucas, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Sue Perkins, Dara O'Briain, Adam Kay, Rob Delaney, David Schneider and Russell Brand amongst his many followers. Illustrated by bestselling cartoonist and Twitter personality Moose Allain. Moose is an artist, illustrator, cartoonist and prolific tweeter with 100k Twitter followers. He lives and works in Devon. As well as creating his original artworks and prints, Moose's cartoons feature regularly in Private Eye and The Literary Review magazines. He published his own drawing activity book Fill-me-in and has provided illustrations for several books including the Pointless Quiz book.